May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.
Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.
May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass
May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
Get the May 11thmug. by machary May 2, 2022
Get the May 8mug. a very pretty girl who makes you feel special and loved she gives the best hugs loves gherkins and oasis always wet won’t hold your hand in public scared of the dark throughs a lot of paddies won’t stop till she gets what she wants
Lola-May smells
by gdog8297 April 26, 2022
Get the Lola-Maymug. 
by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022
Get the May 31mug. Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.
He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019
Get the Theresa Mayedmug. by unknown ladies September 5, 2018
Get the aonna-maymug.