Tousington Maximum

One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.

Roomate: How was your night?

Subject: She’s coming over in 5.

Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.

Subject: I’m himmy.

by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

coolio to the maximo

An extremely cool moment
even cooler than uber cool, its almost like the uberness of uber cool

"I'm so uber cool"
"well beat this I'm coolio to the maximo

by Hoare May 22, 2008

Doing the maximum

Doing the most . Or doing too much unnecessary things at one time.

Lance was doing the maximum , I couldn't deal with all the nonsense he was giving me .

by SassyAimz February 24, 2017

Dennisia Viternia Maxima

When you're the biggest pile of human shit on Earth and everyone wishes you were dead.

Stop being such a Dennisia Viternia Maxima all the time, Bob.

by Peitro Tabonski July 5, 2019

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

gay.for.wanda.maximoff

Gay.For.Wanda.Maximoff is a gay icon who is attracted to steve rogers (It’s confusing). Steimear forever! She is the best person in the world and low-key superior to everyone except me. We are literally Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

You follow gay.for.wanda.maximoff? Same! She’s so sexc!

by urbestieryan August 25, 2021