Mark Smyth

Mark Smyth, formerly known as the poon smasher of the year

Mark smyth smashes poon

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

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muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.

Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.

by turriblechuck February 19, 2012

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Marks-Block

ambiguously ethnic. >originated from the bay.<

"that fool is straight marks-block"

by biscuit January 28, 2005

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Dirty Marks

A guy that stores toenail clippings in a sachet in his boxers so after sex he can collect more to bring back to his gf.

Gf: “He did a dirty marks again last night, I’m so happy”

by Fakeprada January 22, 2022

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Mark hammersley

Beste teacher ever and a funky bloke

" HEY!, there's Mark hammersley my favourite English teacher@"

by Berriesandcream928 September 12, 2021

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An intelligent and thoughtful man. Friends love him and lesser guys want to be him. Reliable, caring and devoted. Tall and handsome. A strong man who drops to his knees in front of his woman to show her how much he loves her. He is dominant when she needs it, submissive when she wants it. He is truly perfect. All the girls love Mark, but who could blame them?

Alicia: Mark Hackett and his wife are perfect together, but damn I wish he was available just one for night.
Maria: His wife only looks more beautiful because Mark Hackett is so attentive to her needs in bed.
Matt: Mark Hackett is the best. His friends are lucky to have him.

by constantwatcher20 July 21, 2022

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