lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol 3 times or more in one message.
Very dangerous, make sure you block who ever does this. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol i just left from the mall lol, and i saw this homeless guy lol it was funny rofl!!!!1

Normalguy: OMG lol attack!!!! im blocking ur ass!!!!!1

by OxfordBodom December 14, 2008

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Lol-itis

When the person you are texting says "haha" "lol" "lmao" or "rofl", to incredibly not funny things. This is a serious condition, in which no one should "lol" to. It's also quite annoying.

Olivia: Good morning Shayna.
Shayna: hey lol
Olivia: How are you?
Shayna: hahaha i'm good.
Olivia: Great. Want to hang out today?
Shayna: ROFLMAO!!! yes.
Olivia: AH YOU HAVE LOL-ITIS!

by CreepCake24 April 15, 2010

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Projectile lols

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.

When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols

by Quartermile October 15, 2010

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alca-lol

gay fruity drinks

dude that appletini is a total alca-lol

by gremlins65 October 10, 2008

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The Lord of the Lols

A master of memes.

He leads us all into the hilarity of the insane, and shows us the meaning of pure brilliance.

The Lord of the Lols is master of many things, but will one day be preceded by his nieces: the Kinkster and the Pineapple Girl.
And he said unto them, "I will smite the unworthy and the triggered, and the forgotten race of the memelords shall come forth and live amongst us forevermore."

by The Lord of The Lols April 18, 2018

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