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lady nards

Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.
I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!
by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021
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Watch it lady

Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.
by Boxer dropper June 10, 2019
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Lady Trifle

The mess left on your face after you’ve gone down on your lady during her period.
“Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”
by Splunky September 24, 2022
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Lady Utters

*Lil Nas X walks by with his anime breastticles*

DaBaby, "Nice lady utters."
by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021
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cat lady

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.
by memega July 19, 2022
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Lady Chotch

A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.
"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."
by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011
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