Napulitan Kisses

A kiss that tastes like the best pizza you’ve ever had.

Lia: sending Napulitan kisses
Me: what’s the difference between that and a normal kiss?
Lia: it feels like how good pizza tastes

by Euphoriasgone November 7, 2020

burger kiss

When two people bite a burger at the same time from opposite ends. Not entirely a romantic gesture, more often practiced as a source of humor.

Terry and Ben shared a burger kiss just now, what weirdos!

by Agulon April 27, 2017

Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.

“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”

by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018

Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.

Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...

by JAzDub March 11, 2018

Charon's Kiss

When you're vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the River Stix. puke shitcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol Poseidon's kiss

Person1: Dude what's that shit all over your face? You stink.
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...

by MudEYork June 13, 2016

kiss rule

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.

Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."

by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016

throat kisses

When a penis makes contact with the back of a throat

Nicole pulled down my pants and gave me throat kisses

by GSP shit talkers January 19, 2018