Skip to main content

portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
mugGet the portal keymug.

Key Club

A student-led organization that focuses on community service and leadership development. Key Club is a part of Kiwanis International. Members of Key Club get involved in various volunteer activities, making a positive impact in their communities.
You should join the CvHS Key Club!
by keyclubmember September 10, 2024
mugGet the Key Clubmug.

low key slaying

When someone is looking rather fine rather delicious
Low key slaying-

You low key are slaying rn
by Timothy Chalamey November 24, 2022
mugGet the low key slayingmug.

G key

Ghost blocks bind, also known commonly as "g key" in the cheating hypixel skyblock community, is a cheat that allows its users to instantly make a air ghostblock(a block that looks like air in the client side) or in specific coordinates. This cheat is most commonly used in dungeons and can speed runs a lot, allowing users to "sudo stonk" faster and clip walls more easily and quickly.
Getting its nick name, of "g key" from one of the first ever skyblock specific cheat mods: hael9, that had ghost blocks bound to "g" as default
Legit player: did you g key this chest?
Cheater: no i used secret aura, its faster then g key
legit player : bruh
by fard meain December 4, 2022
mugGet the G keymug.

Keys

The nickname of the best person ever. Usually so who is LGBTQIA+ but could be anyone. Probably bake’s the best cookies too. If you want to be cool, be keys.
Girl 1: Hey I think I want to be called Keys. It’s a really cool nickname
Boy 1: Ok, I can manage that.

Boy 2: Alright then keys.
Girl 1: Thanks guys.
by Nolanhater#15 March 21, 2022
mugGet the Keysmug.

Kei

Beautiful, smart, loving girl, who has a heart of gold. Makes your life better. Never a dull moment with a Kei
by Himthaniel November 23, 2021
mugGet the Keimug.

universal key

A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008
mugGet the universal keymug.

Share this definition