The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004

Hetero’s Little Keychain

The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.

That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.

by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023

Keyarra

An amazing person who is sweet and loving and could be very hyper she also can get into some trouble a lot.

Awwe your my keyarra

by Names of people you may know December 23, 2016

keyboard courage

Main Entry: Keyboard-courage
Pronunciation: 'kE-"bord-'k&r-ij
Function: noun
descriptive quality: 1: A quality or characteristic displayed by a person through the written word that this person would not ordinarily possess. 2: The confrontational attitude exhibited by someone via an anonymous entry to an internet web-page or posting. 3: An attitude demonstrated by someone when they realize that actions taken by them or words written by them across a computer connection will have little, if any, personal repercussions. 4: A false bravery possessed by an individual who does not possess the true quality in person.

Chat room person 1: I think wrestling is all fake, those guys couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Chat room person 2: Yo, real or not, these guys are big and powerful. They could probably use you as a fish bait.

Chat room person 1: Up yours, ass-wad! If these monitors weren’t between us, I’d wire my mouse through your eye-sockets! You waste of money-shot fluid! Who do you think you are?!

Chat room person 2: Terry Hogan, man. You got a lot of Keyboard courage going on, where do you live?

Chat room person 1: ………(staring blankly at screen, sweat rolling down forehead) ………… ………… ………… ……..uh………China. Yeah, that’s it, China……….(shutting down computer, and jumping in bed with a stuffed animal).

by D. Wulf August 3, 2006

Keyonna

A beautiful, intelligent, creative girl. Probably going to be the next president of the United States one day. Has the voice of an angel and most likely spends her time binging Netflix instead of having friends or a life. Typically ambiverts.

Bro: Did you see that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah; I heard she likes the office.
Bro: She’s a total Keyonna.

by TheOfficeFireGuy February 15, 2019

keysmash

randomly hitting your keyboard to express an emotion. Works for excitement, anger, fangrilyness, and a whole bunch of other things, including adjectives.

that was askldjghalsdkgj amazing

nice keysmash dude.

by ~*~~*~~~*~~*~* October 17, 2007

Keyboard Romeo

Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.

Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.

by Pseudonym_1 February 11, 2013