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Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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Tough Junk

A term used to call something cool; while also sounding rather redonkulous. Tough Junk is a slang which was created in a high school classroom for the purpose of needing a new phrase and trying to make it popular.
*Whistle* Whoa! That new shirt you bought is tough junk!
by EESSGifted0809 May 1, 2009
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slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.
Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!
by ACID13X May 26, 2012
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a junk

Emily said " that boy got kicked in a junk "
by Milton poon September 29, 2013
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spunk junkee

Some one who is addicted to spunk (sperm) like a drug addict is addicted to drugs the spunk junkee likes it dribbling out of all of their holes and loves nothing more that to swallow warm salty sperm
She loves her fanny filling the spunk junkee
by Rainbowparko October 22, 2013
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clotheslined junk

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.
by Pkc December 29, 2013
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urban junk hole

A recycling facility. A ghetto slut. Figuratively, the lowest point in the inner city.
I have some cans to return for my deposit at the urban junkhole. I been fillin' my urban junk hole Shaniqua when I needs to fuck. The poorest people go to the bottom of the urban junkhole.
by Fr8h8r December 20, 2014
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