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jonathan byers

an amazing man who solos a universe
by iamjonathanbyers March 13, 2023
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Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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JONAH

''He's such a Jonah man!''
by jkflsgh October 27, 2022
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Jonathan

A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand
by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches
Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 3, 2022
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Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.
by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023
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Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023
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