john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21

John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled

by John gay November 22, 2013

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!

"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"

by Littleguydood November 28, 2020

john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..

Look at this john doe looking ass.

by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 12, 2018

John Wicked

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.

"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"

by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 13, 2021

john wayne

slang for the government issue p 38 can opener. The P-38 can opener is a small device issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s. Originally designed for and distributed in the K-ration, it was later included in the C-ration.

It was developed in 1942.

Nicknamed the "John Wayne" because he was shown in a training film opening a can of K-Rations, the can opener is keychain sized and consists of a short metal blade that serves as a handle (and also a screwdriver to the resourceful), with a small, hinged metal tooth that folds out to pierce the can lid. A notch just under the hinge point keeps the opener hooked around the rim of the can as the device is "walked" around to cut the lid out. A larger version called the P-51 is somewhat easier to operate.

I'm going to get the john wayne out of my pack so we can open these cans.

by Palombo August 9, 2008