jimmy dangled

when you cut your dingles off and put them in your friends choclate ice cream
(it has to be choclate so they can blend in)

jon didnt wipe for 2 weeks.he cut off his ass hair wit dingles in them. he decided to save them for a friends tastey snack later on in the day. he got some ice cream for his friend.jon went upstairs to his collection while joe was eating the ice cream. he put them on his ice cream and joe ate it. joe just got jimmy dangled.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 22, 2007

german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013

Jimmy Choo

To dump or move on as in reference to a lover. To break up or end a relationship. Same as a "Dear John Letter"

Nancy really pissed me off so I gave her the Jimmy Choo.

by Sally & Marvin May 2, 2007

Jimmy Carter

The vanilla Obama.

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter

by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

jimmy joint

Further describes the NYC 70's term "joint" which described anything that was really happening or cool, making it even more happening or ultra cool.

Word - it was the jimmy joint!

by Blue eyed soul brother December 10, 2010

Jimmy Carter

A dickwad douchebag who completely ruins a Nation!

Jimmy Carters Speech:

I want to make the whole Unites States Of America to be a Nation filled with bastards just like me.

by *...Nukin...* October 2, 2007

the jimmy funk

say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don't know why. You may be a victem of ... The jimmy funk. This is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. This can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad album. You never know if it'll get you next.

Holy shit I just felt a funk.
Was it kinda jimmy?
I think it was.
You just got the jimmy funk.
Oh.
No what?
I have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
Now that funk is jimmy.

by Miles Forrester December 29, 2004