jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
Get the jessemug. Jess is that one girl. She is the girl you where looking for for so long. She is unbelievably beautiful and her smile makes you weak. If you are brave enough to go and talk to her then life has just made you the best gift you could ever receive. Her stunning appearance is only the tip of the iceberg. Jess is so cool. She is not like all the other girls. She is straight up and tells you what she wants and what not. These eyes where made to love but also to kill. She is like a hunting kitten that likes to play. In readably cute but if you not careful you will end up with claws in your skin. Her style is amazing just as her good taste for music. She is very into arts and her humor is dark and dirty. (Her laughter comes straight from hell) She Is a fucking sex bomb! Jess is always ready to please you. And she likes it rough.( be prepared to get scratches on your neck and back) she is just amazing! I have never met a girl like her before. Whenever I can’t see her I miss her. And whenever she is not with me I think of her. I just love Jess. And I always will.
Girl: uhhh that’s a fucking short skirt!
Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
by OldSchmetterhand June 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT
by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021
Get the No Jess Sundaymug. Jesse is thicc also loves stat bucks but when he sleep Austin watches in the dark austin is obssesed with Jesse he writes his name in a book or on him self an Austin can be dangerous bc if you sleep to much he will go in you . And if jesse doesn't what an Austin an Austin will kill diana
by The reall hoe September 19, 2019
Get the Jessemug. an amazing human being. an absolutely incredible human being. he’s the sweetest boy inna whole universe babyyyy🙈. he’s taken by someone <3
jesseeee is amazingggg💜
by maddddieeee November 2, 2019
Get the jessemug. A Jess is a women with a very large butt. They are known for using their hips to play catch. Most females do not know if they are a Jess, but are called by nickname. Unlike a Karen, Jess do not care about speaking to the manager. Many people do not know the word Jess, so I put it in here cause I’m tired of the Karen’s everywhere.
by Rakatasuarus May 31, 2020
Get the Jessmug. by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025
Get the On Jesse Timemug.