Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.

"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."

by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

New Jersey

A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"

” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”

by Ace 732 April 3, 2017

hoe jersey

to be back on your bullshit and be a hoe

Miah put her hoe jersey back on.

by sammiejay33 September 6, 2017

New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

New Jersey

Fuck you, we're better

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up

by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019

New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement

Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?

by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019