j-baued

came from jack bauer, the main character on the hit show 24. a common, slang term used to describe when someone is drunk/intoxicated. no one is too sure how this term came about.

i'm so j-baued right now i can hardly stand!

by mcguffles June 23, 2006

J-Train

To Inflict much pain on another peer for cock-blocking you. Usally done in the form of a tackle or smack.

"This guy is taking my ladies i may have to bring the J-Train"

by Tin2100 May 21, 2007

Junkie, "J"

1.a person who is not good looking
2. a person who looks poor and like he/she is on drugs
3. someone who is wack

A really wack guy approaches you and you are like, "Man he's a damn J."

by sapphire November 22, 2003

J-Tizzy

How u feel in between multiple orgasms...Jonesin for next one coming, while totally in shock from previous one... a J-Tizzy.

She was in such a J-Tizzy, she forgot her own name.

by OneSpecialK September 22, 2016

j-cat

A psychotic breakdown.

anymore of this and im going to go j-cat.

by homerower April 14, 2006

J bonedawg

A slang term meaning erect penis.

Man I heard that guy had a J bonedawg during math class.

by Me, My Cousin and the Moose July 24, 2006

j-cat

a person who doesn't know how to act in jail (when in jail)

These new bitches in are tank are straight j-cats.
That fool keeps cattin off.

by Maguire Corrections October 11, 2010