Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

Dad has an italian shoebox

by crackamodo December 26, 2021

Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend

me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024

italian bet

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise

She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.

by c4tman June 25, 2021

Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.

Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

italians

italians- a bunch of people who cheat at football/soccer 😩

“mate who cheated in the euros”
“man it was the italians who else would it be”

by hahalmaolmao July 16, 2021

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.

My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022