salt her hoop

To gently sprinkle a ring of sea salt around a lady's belly button.

Salt her hoop:

Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.

by Gnath February 28, 2015

slowpoking her cloyster

When u put your dick in her pussy

Last night I was slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018

Post Her Up

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.

Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?

by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010

painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

get her goat

code for getting it in

"Oh dude do you see her, i totally wanna get her goat!"
"yeah bro, not if i get her goat first."

by popitz97 November 18, 2013

nuzzle her muffin

Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y

"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"

by Mr. Grime April 28, 2011

dancing in her jammies

Happiness at someones eagerness and willingness to advance the democratic party by being active in politics.

She was dancing in her jammies to hear that Kathy is now the new democratic club secretary in her county.

by Jeanie out of the bottle August 25, 2006