Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.

Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!

by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024

Iron

The worst rank in League of Legends often used as an insult to state someone is bad at the game

Bad player: Bro that champion is OP!!!!!!!!!!
Smart player: You just dont know how to play against it iron XD

by lol123246 June 22, 2023

Iron Dog

Term used to refer to one's snowmobile.

Let's jump on the Iron Dogs and shoot up the mountain!

by Cleerod April 10, 2007

Punching an iron golem with a flower

Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!

Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond

by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Ironic Turnaround

1) The moment in which a satirical commentary on a trend becomes the normative part of a culture.
2) When a meme becomes popular.

1) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when lobsters, which once were fed to prisoners, became a delicasse.
2) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when VSCO girls get mocked and the imitation becomes the normie interaction.

by Davidium August 29, 2019

Under the Iron

To be stressed, pressed or unhappy about something!

After working a 12 hour shift, Katie was exhausted and under the iron

by HashTag Coolman December 28, 2024