Horse-an-itis

A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).

The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.

Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?

Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.

by Dr. Ralf March 13, 2010

horseism

When someone over the span of puberty, their face becomes elongated just like the neighing animal

Lucy: Adam, has your face gotten longer?
Mika: making my way downtown,,
Grace: must be horseism

by Mika6666666 November 9, 2020

Horsecock!

A.) The act of driving by in your car, and screaming "Horsecock!" out the window as loud as you can at some poor bastard. Usually resulting in rude hand gestures and yelling.

B.) A horses fallis, grand in size.

C.) The movement of random yelling the phrase "Horsecock!" all the time.

D.) A synonym for "Auroch"

A.) Dude, last night I totally got Horsecock!... I was shaking my fist and yelling at them for hours... Even after they were long gone.

B.) See: Farm

C.) Horsecock isn't just a word anymore... It's a way of life.

D.) A shitty wannabe thrash metal band. Members including:
Vocalist: Kernel Sanders
Bass: Aron Winknob
Guitar 1: Paul Manooze
Guitar 2: Sabastard
Drums: Sol Cockman

by Whorescock July 7, 2009

Arabian Horse Blinders

“Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.

“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”

by T Lex September 10, 2010

horse cunt

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.

Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Horse cock

United States Navy for bologna...

"I'm heading down to the mess deck to pick up a horse cock sandwich for mid-rats"

by Heyroadguy1 June 17, 2009

Go see a man about a horse

Going to the toliet to urinate, in reference to a horses trough so the term only applies to men.

"Yeah sorry lads, have to go see a man about a horse"

by Aaron Fielding January 30, 2008