Polish Hookah

This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.

"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

Verbal Hook-Up

A conversation that was meant to be 5 minutes long but lasted an hour or more. I this conversation there is maximum eye contact, the feeling of butterflies in your stomach, and possibly a tingling sensation in your genitalia.

Person 1: Yo, I just had a verbal hook-up with Brittany.
Person 2: No way man she doesn't give anyone the time of day.
Person 1: She gave me more than just the time of day ;)

by PB&J112915 July 5, 2016

dry hook up

When you go over to their place hoping for a hook up but nothing happens (sadly)

Guy 1: So did you get some last night?
Guy 2: No, it ended up being a dry hook up and I went home sad

by ok1018 December 6, 2016

nut hook

A right hook to the nuts

I got “nut hooked “in the fight

by bill ney May 14, 2018

Fish-Hooked

When you’re banging a girl from behind, and then you reach around to her face and hook her in the mouth with your finger.

“I fish-hooked this Bitch last night.”

by Poplockin June 15, 2018

son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

by vdb2725 February 19, 2011

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011