facebook him/her

To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.

Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.

by Sac.chauhan March 22, 2011

slowpoking her cloyster

When u put your dick in her pussy

Last night I was slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018

salt her hoop

To gently sprinkle a ring of sea salt around a lady's belly button.

Salt her hoop:

Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.

by Gnath February 28, 2015

painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010

feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021

pooped her nest

A self made mistake that effects you personally.

Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.

by b macksimum March 5, 2008

nuzzle her muffin

Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y

"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"

by Mr. Grime April 28, 2011