guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

guitar orgy

When having 6 women start fucking eachother on top of a man while he watches. A guitar orgy will also attract many other women towards you. The man under the women mating will sing a song while the women will try to sing as well.

" Dude I just had a guitar orgy."

" Fucking cool man!"

by Kringeytv December 20, 2016

Guitarbage

When the guitar playing sucks.

That guy is playing nothing but guitarbage!

by djchronic December 31, 2016

guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 7, 2017

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Guitarthritis

Joint pain and stiffness caused by jamming, shredding, or noodling on the guitar. This condition is exacerbated by playing because stiff finger joints are loosened by playing only to stiffen when not playing. The only relief is to keep playing. Air guitar playing does not cause this condition.

My guitarthritis is really acting up today .

by Nunzio11352 May 23, 2018