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finna get fucked

me:yo kev whatchu got going on today?

kev:im finna get fucked boyo

me: good luck with that.
by SkrubNub March 16, 2017
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stucked when fucked

A very unique term given to a couple or pair of partners that come into an ER with the problem of the male or dominate male penis is either stuck because a sphincter or muscle not releasing the males penisfrom an analor vaginal orifice.
No joke this happened.

I'm in the ER and two guys walk in doing a conga line motion. one holding the other and sweating profusely , in one look I could tell the guy behind the other was in major pain, so I move him and his partner to a private room and ask what was wrong. One begins to tell me they met at a trans and gaybar and one thing led to another well they had begun to have intercourseand after a long couple of hours the receiving partner orgasmsand the muscles in his anus clenched the giving partnerspenis,and would not release it. So after a moment of muscle relaxing injections into the partners rectalarea the second partner begins to sigh in relief as to his pain level lowering. After a few long moments the giving partners penis pops out and he says with a straight face says. That's what I call being stucked when fucked.

After they left I laughed for a couple of minutes to how crazy that was. The same thing happened a month later with same guy giving and his wife. So wow.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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all kinds of fucked up

when something is so messed up you can't even describe it. totally wrong.
cop: that murder in the park was all kinds of fucked up.
by thenerdytechie October 7, 2018
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And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.
by KyreaniS December 31, 2018
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And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.
by KyreaniS December 31, 2018
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Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.
Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.
by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019
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logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.
dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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