fucking fuck

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.

Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.

by Louis White January 4, 2008

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

woopty-fucking-doo

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement

1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo

by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009

Stupid Fucking Cunt

A very stupid person that really gets on your nerves.

That meth whore is a stupid fucking cunt.

by Dan4tn March 29, 2010

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.

"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Fucking Quacked

This phrase replaces many words and changes meaning in context; Can be used when someone is at a loss for words or wants to be ambiguous in their speech

Walking through the rain: "We're getting fucking quacked on right now!"
Person being ignored by their friend: "She's fucking quacking me!"
Person who is faded or drunk: "Bruh I'm so fucking quacked right now!"

by sexy t-rex April 3, 2019

stalker fucking

When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.

Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!

by crackinjokes August 15, 2009