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Fruit Show

1. You know those guys that don't stop with the nipple rings. They go on to pierce their tongues, both ears, etc.

2. Or the ones that go around saying everything is "gay".

Fruit Show!
Fruit Show: "Duuude, those handlebars are fuckin' gay..."
by 456 February 1, 2006
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fruit bowl

To defecate on a glass surface, usually a window or a patio door.
Mr Berry failed me at math. I left him a nice fruit bowl to wake up to in the morning.
by arturo swift December 12, 2011
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Fruit Tard

A frutiy retard see also fruit tart
a stipid gay retard,a silly faggot
or
a person with no common sense concering how or why certain things they say or do may be considered to be gay.
get the fuck of me you fukin fruit tard!
a guy watching a football game who says somethin like -why are thier pants so tight?- is an example of some one asking a stipid and gay question
by the shiesty one January 27, 2007
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flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.
Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....
by BSuraci October 27, 2006
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dragon fruit

Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.
by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017
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fruit fly

A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).
Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.
by jehseh December 27, 2009
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low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)
Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit
by KingSparta June 23, 2008
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