Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.

Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*

by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010

hang five

the lesser version of hang ten in which a sufer dangles only one foot, of five toes, off the nose of a surfboard

'i can just about hang five'

by surfer-rosa May 23, 2007

The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

High-Five Hijack

One person offers a celebratory high-five to a friend when suddenly a third party jumps in and steals the high-five.

Elise: High-five, Kelley!
Kelley: Yeah!
Soniya:(Steals high-five)
Elise: What was that??
Kelley: A high-five hijacking.

by Ke'Elso December 21, 2008

Chicken-fried Steak

A pounded-steak that is prepared as if it were fried-chicken - dipped in batter and fried. Usually served with cream gravy and mashed potatoes. Popular in Texas.

There is also 'Chicken-fried Chicken,' which is prepared in the same way, but from chicken breasts instead of pounded-steak.

This plate of chicken-fried steak could feed three people!

by Fuyuko83 August 23, 2009

Fried Chicken Casserole

Fried Chicken Casserole is basically the greatest jerking crew around in Lowell, Massachusetts. We go around dancing for no reason, whether skill is involved or not. The group is comprised of Ibraheem (Eric Shin), AJ (A-Jerk), and Anthony (Jerk My Genitals).

If you haven't already seen the first video, you can check it out at youtube. Just search for "Jerkin' In Lowell"

We are also willing to take comments, concerns, and criticisms for our past videos and future videos. If you have any suggestions for something we should do, let us know and we'll make it happen (as long as it's legal in 27 states).

Also, if you want to make guest appearances in any of the future videos, let us know and we'll be glad to have you involved.

The second video has been released. Search for "Can You Jerk" on youtube.

The third video will be out in the near future, so stay tuned!

tom: have you heard about Fried Chicken Casserole?
jeff: yeah, i had it for dinner last night, it was pretty good
tom: no fool, the dancing crew. they are pretty bad...

by Jerk My Genitals September 20, 2009

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004