fordyce

fordyce asin james fordyce hes well fit from scarborough o yeh baby by?

james fordyce is well fit

by ? April 11, 2005

darren ford

An absolute wanker who resembles a children's fictional character known as Grug.

dude, your boss is such a darren ford.

by m-a-p March 8, 2009

fired

used in a sentence to replace a curse word

fired! i should have known that.

she is such a fired person.

by Chase Hammer October 29, 2005

ford

company that manipulates people into thinking the're the most prefered trucks on the road.

ford out sells chevys by about ten percent. so lets say these are last years sales figures x 1000

ford: 110
chevy: 100

oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.

GMC: 60

okay, so mixed with chevy that's

Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110

oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.

by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009

True Forced Loneliness

A term and a movement that was started by a man named Bill Greathouse (Bill1224602 on You Tube) that basically describes people that are "forced" to be alone because they perceive other women (or men in some cases) to be rejecting them because they are too shallow. They seem to think that they are entitled to have a woman or man.

Also, these people, like pussy-whipped males, don't have any skills or game, and don't understand the opposite sex. They rip on dating and pick-up gurus like David DeAngelo and Mystery and Carlos Zuma, but they are too ignorant to see that those people have helped guys understand women better.

This is from one of Steve Hoca's videos. He was a member of the True Forced Loneliness movement until the summer of 08, when he apparently decided to leave it and go out more. I don't think that worked out too well for him. In one of his videos, he said something about how guys that are getting good grades in school and are smart are having trouble attracting a woman. He might as well just say "I don't get it" and be done with it.

by sptrfn January 20, 2010

Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.

Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.

by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015

shots fired

what you say after you fart/ blow a hole in your chonies; replacement for "safety"

johnny: "shots fired"
timmy: "you got fart particles on my chorizo!"

by lilbigmouth June 27, 2010