firesides

when a male and female have intercourse on or near the end of the female's period, the residual blood gathers on the sides of the penile shaft, resulting in a red aestheic.

I didn't want to fuck Abby on her period, but she was so damn horny and now I've got firesides!

by junkiesfan January 3, 2007

First Against The Wall Club

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.

Features of this membership are to be mentally prepared to flee a country or region at any given time, to be acutely aware of how fragile any given society is and to understand that when shit goes down, you’re apart of a group that’s been the first to the camps time and time again throughout history. Like rats from a sinking ship, members of this club know when to fight and when to gtfo.

“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”

by Well_Armed_Rat July 31, 2021

Feet First in the Boneyard

To have wild sex.

"Jane and I just met last night, but by 2:00 AM we landed feet first in the boneyard.

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

First ever most dangerous curb stomp

The first ever most dangerous curb stop happened at PMS or Plattsmouth middle school in NE when a kid beat the crap out of another kid as the kid started to crawl away boy picked the kid up, opened his mouth and set on the curb and slammed his foot down on the back of his head breaking the teeth or shoving them into his head while the teachers stood inside not doing anything. I know i went to this school.

Dude you gave that kid a mean curb stop, You remember the first ever most dangerous curb stomp

by PMS111100100101 September 9, 2010

first colonial high school

first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.

student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.

student #1: Agreed.

by notusingmyrealname007 March 7, 2010

first ladies

the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.

"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."

by i <3 first ladies April 26, 2006

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006