filthy banana

a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.

yea so i went to Sulvestors yesterday and i gave him a filthy banana in the mouth

by Meat Master 5000 January 15, 2009

Fifth wheel

A fifth wheel is non existent you can third wheel for more than two people also Georgia is a bigot

Fifth wheel is non existent

by Yourmom489 July 18, 2019

filthy calzone

When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.

hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.

by clereance drinkwater July 16, 2006

a fifth

a weak ass bottle of alcohol that couldn't get a silly bitch drunk!!!

"a fifth? shit man what am i a silly bitch?"

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

filthy

A nasty or extremely drunk slut, or a combination of both.

I could have you but you are too filthy.

That bitch was filthy last night.

Thats a filthy ass slut.

Dude lets get some filthy sluts tonight.

by 10duece November 29, 2007

a fifth

vodka, rum whatever.. but an amout of that. like a small bottle thing that people usually drink while they walk down the street to a party or the park to smoke an L with their ppls.

i drank a fifth of vodka, then a forty, but i was fine cause u know what they say liquor before beer and ur in the clear!

by deenie June 18, 2004

Fifth Amendment

The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.

Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018