Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010

face space urchin

Someone who is addicted to msn/facebook/myspace/bebo etc. Hence "FaceSpace"

Ben have you seen Garry recently?
Nah, hes always online, becoming a real face space urchin

by Ben Oakes December 10, 2007

face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

Face-cull

Removal of someone from a Facebook friend list, often if the person isn't a real-life or close 'friend'.

'That bitch, she Face-culled me!'

'I don't know half of the people on my friends list, I'm gonna have a mass Face-cull'

by rit locus August 26, 2009

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.

I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.

by MC Gooch July 6, 2010

face like the devil's ass

This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.

He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."

She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."

by Captain Manic 59 March 15, 2011