Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
by Epicwhaleicus May 2, 2011
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Get the EPIC!!!! mug.Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
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Get the epic gamer mug.Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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