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Edward scissor fingers

To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)
You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere
by Gorillafist October 22, 2020
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Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022
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Cameron Edwards

Is a fat wombat who with a small dick who I can’t write much about because he’s achieved absolutely nothing in his life that worth mentioning, pretty chirpy young kid considering what’s he’s done in his life, hopefully one day he’ll become a name
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edward

annoying, rude, old ass name, has a cool older sister, make friends with his sister trust me
Edward: Hey wanna be friends
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022
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Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire
by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021
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Edward Capslockhand

A person who types in text in capslock mode only. A reference to famous hollywood movie Edward Scissorhands starring Johnny Depp
A person tweeting caps lock mode,
Me: Hey Edward Capslockhand, no need to shout, i got it
by GivvaPhooks December 15, 2020
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Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
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