Dutch Roll

A circling tongue technique used by an especially proficient salad tosser. Derived from a term describing yaw-roll inertia coupling instability.

“That whore Jane will toss your salad for $50, but Mary will give you a Dutch Roll for the same price.”

by Moxie Fartknocker April 13, 2009

Dutch Oven

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

by hooplah February 19, 2004

dutch rudder

Noun - Halfway between masturbation and a handjob. i.e. when a man has his own hand on his penis but someone else is controlling the motion.

SpinalTapp gave me the ole' dutch rudder one summer up on brokeback.

by Josh Edwards May 19, 2006

dutch oven

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

by Heinkel Winkle July 30, 2004

Dutch Rudder

When you have someone grab your arm and jack you off with your hand, instead of being gay.

Bill: Oh my god Joe you give the best dutch rudders.

by wtf is a pseudonym?????? March 8, 2009

DUTMIA

"Don't Use Too Many Internet Acronyms"

Used as a paradoxical statement (with pun) to curb the too many acronyms that are being formed everyday.

Example 1
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Comment 1 : You dumbass, GYOFB.
Comment 2 : @above, DUTMIA. You speak like a cool internet user, but in real, u must be a retard.

Example 2
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Comment 1 : This is a cool pic of u 2. MMiH
Comment 2 : please DUTMIA, ppl wont understand it and it will be easier to type them all without all caps.

by meranaamappkibabu January 24, 2010

Dutch Musket

During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.

So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.

Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!

by SharkFighter October 28, 2013