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Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.
Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.
by theslothinator February 14, 2023
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Doesnent

Cloudy uncertainty so to prevent oneself from being wrong they go slant-wise going with pro and con at the same time
The Meaning of Life matter when the answer doesn't coincide pangea social and moral Harmony was just a cosmic joke. Doesnent this matter?
by Master Cheif Zero March 12, 2023
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Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023
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Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire
Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion
by NexxR3 December 12, 2022
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Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins

Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons
by A loves J January 11, 2023
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Dokes

A strong confirmation or agreement.

Variation of “okey-dokey/ okes-dokes” without sounding like a tool.
Wife: Grab a bottle of something strong on your way home, it’s been a day.
Husband: dokes

Friend1: You take the Escalade and I’ll take the Jeep, see you in Mexico.

Friend2: dokes.
by super_rad January 12, 2023
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Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat
Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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