Dildo

And erected dick that is put in a pussy

Oh daddy pit your didlo in me
A Dildo

by Dihdaniel September 26, 2025

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013

Doggy Dildo

A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.

You ruined my erection doggy dildo.

by Tarzan Large July 12, 2023

Dildo

A object that you put in your holes

anythings a dildo if your brave enough

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt

“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”

by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022