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What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.
1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
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when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?

A: "when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?"
B: "and how much can i be expected to talorate?"
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Did I asked?

Child: I got an A grade on my test
Cash: Did I asked?
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
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Did a Will

If someone (especially a short, male , brunette with glasses) brings up that he's in a band... AGAIN
Ugh, I was on a date and he did a will... dealbreaker
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