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December 20

Today Bob Morley was born.

December 20th was the day the best man alive was born
by takingspanish October 18, 2019
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Decemberitis

Decemberitis is a late NFL season disease that affects the Wade Phillips Dallas Cowboys during the month of December. Symtoms include, inability to complete passes, chronic interception syndrome, being sacked multiple times, random loss of hand-eye coordination in clutch situations, poor performance in the playoffs, and general embarrassment in the eyes of the local media.

There is no known cure and those who suffer from Decemberitis are doomed to a career of mediocrity.
After a pitiful display by the 2009 Dallas Cowboys and the lack of production during the 2010 season in the month of December, it appears that there is still no cure for Decemberitis.
by Solblackguy2827 December 10, 2009
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December 21st, 2012

(the day after December 21st, 2012)

23: Whats today?

7: December 22nd, 2010

23: Oh

(And the world goes on)

I hate people who always start with 1.
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December 25

Ask out the girl or boy you’ve been crushing on. Maybe it can make there day brighter
We should ask out are crushes on December 25
by Natz November 3, 2019
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December 2

On December 2nd you hand your girl your hoodie and she wears it all day then gives it back
by Good Advice For ScHoOl November 29, 2019
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Deepthroat December

Its just like Destroy Dick December, but with a girl. You have to deepthroat a dick until it comes once on the first, twice on the second. Etc.
Jan: Are you doing Deepthroat December?
Pam:Hell Yeah!
by ougwdv November 17, 2017
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December 11

Bully your short friend day! IF you have a short friend make sure you bully them!
Date: December 11
Tall friend: “ hey do you know what day it is?

Short friend: “runs away
by December 11. December 9, 2019
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