His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds

Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.

Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!

by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024

Dave

Male version of a Karen

Don’t call the manager Dave.

by AlfUWU March 25, 2022

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb

Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"

by SupremeDave November 21, 2021

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023

Dave Raj

A man of Indian origin who always seems to be high in any type of situation. He also likes turning on any gender but fails to do so.

"OMG, get out of here! You're being such a Dave Raj!"

by britt teen LOL June 1, 2016