crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins June 26, 2007

fire crotch

someone suffering from std's of a nature that cause burning/itching in the crotch area.

I wouldn't mess with that girl if I were you, I heard she's got the fire crotch.

by liztastic March 15, 2009

funny crotch

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines

I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.

by 8not8my8real8name July 22, 2012

Beer Crotch

When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.

Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.

Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!

by Fishtarts October 11, 2015

Crotch Holder

Another word for underwear

"I sure hope you're wearing your sexiest crotch holder today..."

by WuceBrayne April 08, 2013

Crotch Burn

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.

Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.

by Manuel Mayhem September 13, 2010