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counteractivist

Any opposer or detracting figure of a good cause for the simple fact that they do not care to understand its motivations; namely socio-political causes.
He made a conscious effort to speed by the counteractivists before their rabid sensibilities could permeate his resolve.
by SirWmDoesIT November 2, 2015
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Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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counterfeit whores

Females that are fake from head to toe and ain't about shit and always need to wake up before you do so they fix themselves up, fake hair (hair extensions), Fake skin colour (bleached as shit), fake nails, fake designer bag, fake accent (we know where you from fam why you acting extra)
Guy 1 : why you single dawg?

Guy 2 : Am sick and tired of chilling with them counterfeit whores fam, i need me a natural girl, these whores be disappearing like Dracula err morning and looking like one too.

Guy 1: word!
by African warrior May 18, 2016
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count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
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count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.
Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016
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counterproductiveism

Sarah refused to accept counterproductiveism as a word
by Bravo1996 December 1, 2016
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