Cooked

1. When you are absolutely done for.
2. "Cook", "Cooking": When someone is setting up for something, or doing something difficult, or clutching up in a game.

1."Bruh, my mom found my grades."
"Yo ur cooked bro. You needa flee the country bruh."
2. "Bruh, it's 1v3, that's game."
*Player count drops down to 1v2*
*Player count drops down to 1v1*
"Holup, he MIGHT clutch.. Let him COOK!"

by Mightyplayer555 June 26, 2024

cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.

"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston

by DankDexter421 March 30, 2019

cooked

when you are in a situation that seems to be ending badly.

"yeah bros cooked"

by my name is sukuna March 13, 2024

Cooked

A synonym for correct or good/just-right.

Me: Maybe you could go to the beach?
You: Yeah, I think I will. That feels cooked!

by Slayer9000 October 6, 2023

Cooked My Yolk

When ya girl eats yo ass

Andrew: how was your night?
Me: it was dope, she cooked my yolk

by YaMom313 November 25, 2020

Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.

Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021