When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
Get the Cooking like Pozniakmug. When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
Get the Cooking the hamburger over the hotdogmug. The DJ Cook Verse is a trolling group founded in 2024 by QJ Dook where preteens make videos on YouTube explaining why they don’t like the content creator known as DJ Cook and the group is mostly dedicated to trying to stop DJ Cook. If someone on YouTube has this name format Any Letter Besides DJ Any Letter Besides Cook, then they are probably a member of The DJ Cook Verse.
by AJ Vook August 3, 2025
Get the DJ Cook Versemug. Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"
by JamezN42 August 28, 2022
Get the cookedmug. Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.
by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022
Get the Cookedmug. by atraiudesica December 18, 2016
Get the cooking dinnermug. by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024
Get the im cookingmug.