A la Concordia

When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.

She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...

by Alumnut November 1, 2015

Waxing the Concrete

Office slang. To sweat the details, with much effort and sometimes pain.

Kudos to Kevin for a stellar job on the difficult project. Kevin was waxing the concrete early in the morning and late at night for weeks.

by deejaystephon December 7, 2018

Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.

Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“

by Suckyourmum56 January 30, 2021

Variant of Concern

A variant of concern is when you’ve been drinking pints for 5 or 6 rounds and one mate decides to change the round to shots

Lads, we’ve identified a variant of concern... I’ve got us all tequilas

by Toni macaroni May 17, 2021

Feet In The Concrete

Feet In The Concrete, means that your feet hurt or they are tired after a long run or a marathon ETC.

Ive got feet in the concrete man.

by Averagekotek October 31, 2022

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023