Chanel College

Fuckwit school where there are no baddies and is full of kids from St John the Baptist primary school

Chanel College is a shithole

by Chanel college hater August 29, 2023

greenhead College

A college in greenhead, yorkshire, spain, that is run by the the legendary principal Garry Lett. Everyone who goes here gets A*s or gets expelled 1 day before results day. The site is built around the historic "Nut wall" and the parrallel "Depression wall". This school is only accessable via hovercraft or drone so the public transport is quite expensive. It is also the oldest school in europe according to the UN and The complete dinosaur encyclopedia.

"I go to greenhead College"

"Congrats nerd"

by SmolMik October 1, 2021

The College Neeks

A small group of mega cards. They create chaos and provide interesting OnlyFans content for millions of viewers worldwide. The group consists of 2 men Monsterholic - Ben Davies & Green Giant - Travis O'sillivan Woodward along with 2 Lil bitches' Door Abuser - Luke Winter & Gingie - Luke Alexander

My favourite YouTube channel is "The College Neeks"

by GodSmasher69 June 14, 2021

Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at the Rolleston College until you become a depressed vegan activist. Nick Wilde is the Principal

"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"

by anonymous May 9, 2022

Mentor College

Mentor College is a school located in the heart of port credit. It strives to serve as a university prep school, even though that's kind of stupid because we are not in university. They give us the number of assignments, exams, and tests as a university would. Half the students don't even make it to university because they either kill themselves due to stress, and low grades, or they weren't able to finish the year with a high average due to not being able to keep up with the stupid amount of homework. This school is also notorious for having now snow days no madder the amount, if this school sees or notices and smiles or fun going on around the campus that is an automatic detention. 70% of the students are Asian transfer students and 20% are Arabic immigrants. This school doesn't have a football team even though they have uprights. They pick their sports teams based on attitude and not skill. There is downright zero high school spirit that goes on in the school, due to all the students shitting themselves to get above a 60% on their next math test. The overall average of students is about a 70, this school should rethink the difficulties of their courses, and the way they run their school. They do have a swimming pool, and a cool field. I go to this school, and I can tell you from experience it is shit, I am not getting into any university.

Jimmy: Hey you wanna hangout tonight, Bob
Fred: Jimmy remember? Bob killed himself
Jimmy: Awww, how come?
Fred: He goes to Mentor College

by GANG GANG GANGSTA November 20, 2022

TriOS College

A private College located throughout Ontario, Canada. Pay your way though school type of deal. Not a real education by any means.

Man: "I'm going to back to school at TriOS College! Finally going to an educated man!"
Friend: "TriOS! Man that doesn't count as education!"

by Chloe Greaves October 6, 2022

college guilt

When overprotective parents guilt you into not going to the college you want to go. Oftentimes happens when the college is too far away. Used as a last ditch effort to get their kids to stay close to home.

You: I am dealing with such bad college guilt from my parents. They are really against me going to college in Florida but I want to go so bad!

Friend: You should do you what you want to do, it’s not their college experience.

You: You are 100% right, I should trust myself and not be guilt tripped into going where my parents want me to go,

by Png76 October 10, 2022