11th best public school in the U.S.? OK, because everyone in academia knows that CU-Boulder stands among schools like William & Mary, UCLA, Wisconsin, and so forth. Last time I checked out the U.S. News & World Report college rankings, CU was considered the 77th-ranked school in the nation. Right below Michigan State (and right next to Harvard of course).
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
CU student: Dude, I heard from my cousin from Maine that the University of Colorado is like, practically, the Harvard-of-the-West. Like, we got the smartest kids 'n' everything, and everyone's dying to go here.
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
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The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).
*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*
"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"
Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "
Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"
Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "
Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
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2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.
2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.
1. Oh shit! colorguard lets show our respect
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.
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