Cleveland Browns

The literal worst NFL team you can find. Never won a Super bowl and possibly may of never won a game, so if go to Cleveland, you know your NFL team will always be better then them.

The Cleveland Browns suck balls

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk May 6, 2018

clavender

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.

“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”

by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018

cleveland media

Cleveland Media is the complete and utter definition of what life is truly about, but sometimes it isn't. The company (or media group) produces some quality content in youtube on a channel called, Cleveland and Sanguel. Like if you haven't met a clevender you truly should, great fan base.

"Yo have you checked out the new fire ass album produced and written by Cleveland Media?!"

by Titty gobler May 26, 2018

Claven

A derogatory term referring to a person or thing that sucks.

Friend 1: Can you stop taking my stuff!
Friend 2: How about no.
Friend 1: Can you stop being a claven

by AdamWarlockPerfect June 12, 2018

cleveland wheelchair

During the act of having sideways sexual intercourse, the partner being plunged into proceeds to shit all over the other partners genitals.

Hey man, i tried the cleveland wheelchair the other day with your ex, and i have to say i was absolutely wicked.

by deemer34 June 28, 2018

cleiver

Guy with at least a 30 feet peepee

Guy 1: hey I'm a Chad
Guy 2:but I'm a cleiver
Guy 1:Dies instantly and completely obliterates all traces of him and his family

by WeinerThePooPoo May 14, 2018

Cleveritis

When you try to be clever but it backfires and causes a lot of chaos on misery.

The other day I was on Urban Dictionary and caught a severe case of Cleveritis and now I feel poopy and stupid.

by Worstmomever September 9, 2018