Skip to main content
I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...
Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
mugGet the We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn mug.
Related Words

holy child - rye

we are preppy. we are rich. we look really good in our little skirts and in your boyfriends arms. don't mess with us, we come in packs (especially to the bathroom). burberry, louis vitton, coach, you name it we have it. jeep and volkswagon are the most popular cars in our lot. we live for dress down days and pj pants. and we are never in uniform. starbucks is where we hang out and westchester is where we live. we party all the time and document the whole event on film. by cell or aim we are reached, but dont bother if your not in our league.
not quite holy and just past children, we are holy child; a place where wisdom (not the kind in books), confidence (to ask that hottie out), and friendships (the ones that last forever) are found <3
by Christine April 4, 2005
mugGet the holy child - rye mug.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

The first of 3 CGI movies sequeling the Playstation game, Final Fantasy VII. Release date is scheduled for September 13, 2005 and will be available for UMD.
-
1. Advent Children
2. Before Crisis
3. Dirge of Cerberus
Two years after meteor, Cloud is confronted by two men looking for "Mother." Now Cloud and the gang will have to fight back to save the planet (again) and some children being held captive by a mysterious villain, who resembles Sephiroth.
by Brallit July 16, 2005
mugGet the Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children mug.

Children's Day

The International Children's Day (ICD) is celebrated in numerous countries, usually (but not always) on June 1 each year.

The ICD had its origin in the World Conference for the Wellbeing of Children in Geneva, Switzerland in 1925. It is not clear as to why June 1 was chosen as the ICD: one theory has it that the Chinese consul-general in San Francisco (USA) gathered a number of Chinese orphans to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival in 1925, which happened to be on June 1 that year, and also coincided with the conference in Geneva.

June 1 has since been observed as the ICD by numerous countries, especially by Communist countries; in the Western world the ICD is usually celebrated on other days of the year (if at all), and there is often little public awareness about these celebrations. (See the section on Germany below for further discussions.) Consequently there is sometimes a misperception that June 1 as the ICD was a Communist invention. Nonetheless, in recent years even some groups within the United States started observing the ICD on June 1.
Children's day is not very interesting...
by Super Billy August 19, 2007
mugGet the Children's Day mug.

Fatherless Child

Fatherless Child is a child that have no father or grew up without a father.
Friend 1: "Lol look at this Furry!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

Friend 1: "Oh my fucking god another dream stan!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"
by neverwhere September 19, 2021
mugGet the Fatherless Child mug.

child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)
T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!
by Child, please! November 15, 2011
mugGet the child please mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email