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Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.
That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.
by FakeJSchlatt June 9, 2020
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CHAD GPT

CHAD GPT is always ready to impress you with his vast, ever-expanding universe of knowledge. With a brain fueled by encyclopedias and scientific journals, he's the intellectual equivalent of a power-lifter who just can't stop flexing his know it all biceps.

CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.

A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
John: "I wonder why pizza is round but the box square?"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."

Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."

Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.

Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
by AtlanticMelon May 13, 2023
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Hanging chad

A hanging Chad is performed when one partner is suspended upside down while the other partner attempts to insert a copy of the US constitution into the hanging partners ass.
Hey, do you want to try that move I told you about, the hanging chad?
by Polypangirl July 19, 2025
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Chad

by Fluffy Bert May 28, 2022
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Chad:

Chad is handsome, but not arrogant. He is masculine and strong, but humble about his achievements. He will protect you and ensure you feel safe and secure- unless there are jellyfish or bees. In these cases: he claims it helps to build character to know what it's like to be stung by one. He's playful and fun— but will draw the line at hopscotch. Chads also make their bed every morning and will try to encourage you to do so as well... he is determined to inspire you to be the best version of yourself and apparently making your bed in the morning is the first step in this process.
Jovie’s new bestie is a total Chad: beyond the attractive exterior, he has a kind heart and will always show up with a smile.
by EvaMonster July 8, 2025
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Dads, Brads and Chads

Groups of men and boys who enjoy football a little too much and will blame anyone but the actual people responsible for their team losing and/or playing horrible.
Dads, Brads and Chads: The phrase was first coined by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. "I have no awareness of if I’m being shown too much and pissing off a few dads, Brads, and Chads.”
by chloeiskween January 12, 2024
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