Capaneese

When someone speaks fluent Cap.

haha bro i fricked ur mum last night!
Nah, thats cap, you speaking straight capaneese.
Damn haha you got me there big chief

by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020

the captian

captain morgan woooo

i had a party with the captain

by elmo March 6, 2004

Captain America

Follow the set up for the donkeypunch/Tony Danza maneuver, but after exclaming 'Whos the Boss?!' reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala Captain america style, and knock that bitch over the head while yelling ' CAPTAIN AMERICA'

She though the Captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the Iron Man

by Sam Wohlfeil December 28, 2005

captain hook

To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

by deez nutz in yo mouth March 16, 2007

Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

by D0c April 10, 2006

captain planet

a guy who is soo cool he rocks my socks!

Captain Planet rules my entirely unpolluted world!

by ivy March 3, 2004

Captain Kirking It

1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”

“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”

by Filmgeek2112 April 20, 2011