Canadian History 

a term coined by canadian "mount"ies for when you use maple syrup as lubrication to insert the whole of the stanley cup in your rectum while wearing moose antlers and screaming wayne gretzky's is my daddy!

all we did in class today was learn about canadian history

i was so excited aboot that hockey game i decided to do a little canadian history last night

wayne gretzky is the only important part of canada's history so im going to go do some canadian history

Canadian History by SANDMAN!!!! February 5, 2010

Canadian Garage 

A structure made of rubberized canvas and metal poles. This small structure comes in a variety of sizes ranging from just big enough for a snowmobile to large enough for a semi-truck. The structure has a round roof like a tent and the door zippers together. Typically found in the northern part of North America. Named after the location where most garages are produced: Canada. The more Redneck a person is the more garages they buy. Item can be bought at Sam’s Club, BJ's, Price is ~$350

Look at that trailer park filled with Canadian Garages.

Canadian Garage by Scudrunr September 5, 2008

Canadian History 

A Mountie with a Granny Fetish

My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.

Canadian History by nottomwaits February 5, 2010

Canadian Bacon 

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

Canadian Bacon by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

canadian birthday present by nick greca March 26, 2009

Canadian Tuxedo 

Sterotypical term referring to how everything in Canada is below everythign in America by saying that an American is to Canada as a tuxedo is to a jean jacket.

Hey, look at that guy's Canadian tuxedo, he thinks he's all bad!

Canadian Tuxedo by B-Jax June 27, 2004

Canadian History 

Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.

In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.

Canadian History by Kid Kracker Jack February 5, 2010