handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014

pin bender

Gay men slamming their dicks together hard enough causing one to bend. Thus creating a winner in the game of gay chicken

Lance is the ultimate pin bender.

by wordsmithCCC February 21, 2015

power bend

When the Penis is so erect it bends under its own massive force.

"That chick gave me a total "power bend."

by GratBOYmattBOY April 23, 2015

el bende

Top bitch who don't take no shit.

She some kind of el bende

by Queen B!(: December 5, 2015

big bender

A large whet used to provoke her beast.

She appreciated his sophisticated use of big bender.

by Whet badger January 24, 2016

Backcountry bend over

The backcountry bend over is the act of going off into the backcountry of a mountain while snowboarding or skiing and having sex, bent over a trim trunk. Could also be substituted with against a tree, if a tree is not laying across the ground.

"My girlfriend and I made up a new sex position while we were on a snowboarding trip. It's called the backcountry bend over."

by Tricounty18 January 27, 2016

Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.

Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016